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November 19, 2009

Your Website Sucks, Get Rid of the Brown Nosers!

Hey, I’m the first to admit that my site sucks, but it does show up number one in a Google search for Chicago SEO and other searches, but I am working on the redesign and other web design sites. Chances are your site sucks too and you keep throwing tons of money at it with a team of developers, designers and SEO specialists causing your company to suffer a loss. I’ve worked for companies who have teams of programmers who are not only being over paid, but are useless. It’s better to find one person who can do everything or an experienced company with a proven team of experienced programmers, developers and Search Engine Optimization specialists. I laugh every time I see large companies paying 5 people to do what one person can do more effectively. If you are a large company, it is time you see the light and hire your web programmers and developers off site, keep one programmer or someone with an understanding of what is going on to keep the off site programmers honest. Hire a proven firm with proven expertise and get rid of your useless programmers who can’t think outside of the box. Time is of the essence and your in house programmers are crippling your company with little experience and no creativity.

As a business owner, being brown nosed by one of your employees can blind you to the fact that you need to try something different. Besides, it’s hard to let that brown noser go as it’s nice to be humored all of the time by that employee or employees.

Definition of a brown noser: A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise, promotion,  acceptance in a group,  job security. Usually brown nosers will do anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into getting what they want. Another word for this person is a shoe shiner or a rough translation of brown noser in Spanish is, an eye licker.

It is easy to spot the brown noser when you are not the one being brown nosed as jealously will clearly be seen in the brown noser when the person they are brown nosing talks to another employee. I personally seen this happen in a few instances and it sickens me when the brown noser then tries to throw the other employee under the bus,  that he thinks the  “boss” is favoring over him, for anything he or she can.  If you are the brown noser, these statements are hitting home and calling you out so you may just have to brown nose even harder now or just stop being such a hater.  If you are the boss and you read this, hopefully you can see through the bull crap and wipe that brown off your nose by getting rid of that eye licking parasite. If you are the employee who is suffering because the brown noser is hating on you, stick it out and hopefully your boss can see right through it and pass that tapeworm.

I’m always happy to see my readers are listening to my blog posts like when I inform them on the importance of a Yahoo link directory. I’ve even had one reader write me and thank me for the advice. Here’s my next tip of the day, don’t reinvent the wheel, use open source software and save some time and lose a few programmers in the process. Look into WordPress, Drupal and Joomla but use them wisely or don’t even bother, you can always use your group of in house programmers to write their own content management system and it will cost you about 200k, but I like it better free and available today. The knowledge you need is out there all over the internet and best of all it’s free.

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